Tachanka

Tachanka is the main character of Tachankas in Tachanka Valley. He was the first character introduced and has been featured in all 3 chapters so far.

In Chapter 1, we are introduced to Tachanka and his home and brethren, Tachanka Valley and Tachankas respectively.

In Chapter 2, one of the "particularly promiscuous" Tachankas attempt to court a wild Clash from the newly introduced Wild Clash Tribe and eventually through an unfortunate series of events ends up executed by the Wild Clash Tribe.

In Chapter 3, the Tachankas are attacked by the Nomads. It was brutal. Their turrets were blown away while they were fucking them, leaving their poor dicks to a very sad fate. However, while their dicks may have been lost, Tachanka Valley was not! This was because the Glaz Army had come to help. In gratitude for the help the Tachankas then decided to help the Glaz Army with their war against the Rook Fashion Design Chain.